Beaches is one of those easily placed movies into the category of chic flick. It's a great date movie because no girl can resist tears throughout. WOMEN LOVE THIS MOVIE. And because they love it so much it's not wise to bash it in front of them. I'll probably receive tons of angry e-mails for my description of this movie. As noted before Women LOVE THIS MOVIE. If youre a guy it the torturous equal of Ned Beatty's southern surprise in Deliverence. It's so bad you'd rather have your older brother beat you with a hot wheels race track. Preparing to watch it is like driving to the proctologists's office. The whole movie is about two women and their life long friendship (That's original) Bette Midler couldn't be more annoying. There is a way to survive this though. Take four valium, chug one huge bottle of NyQuil original green death flavor, close your eyes and imagine watching The Dirty Dozen. Hopefully you'll sleep long enough to miss Beaches, Steel Magnolias, and the worst of the worst The Joy Luck Club.
