My holy mother of god what a bad movie. I don't mean bad like MST3K movies were bad. I mean bad like you imagine Hitler was bad. Crazy stupid evil and probably the result of a parent contracting Syphilis. In fact I am pretty sure I would much rather contract Syphilis than watch, strike that, suffer through this "movie" again. Have you ever seen an act of cruelty so unthinking and mindless that you wonder how anyone would ever let this happen? I feel that Double team would fall into this category. Trying to recall this movie is giving a migraine. Please please do not see this movie. If it comes on to your television burn your television and say a prayer that you never will be subjected to this movie.
still not as bad as Hudson hawk
still not as bad as Hudson hawk