What Christopher Lambert is doing? Is he trying to have the worst filmography in the world? Well, with FORTRESS 2, VERCINGETORIX, NORTH STAR, HIGHLANDER 2,3 and 4 and this BEOWULF, he's close to win his goal! BEOWULF is not funny, not scary. We even don't see Rhona Mitra's boobs! There's strictly nothing in this awful movie. The Beast is just ridiculous with the strange purple fog around it, and THE Christopher, with his blonds hair and his leather suit, looks like a dumb guy, lost in something he doesn't understand. Poor him. Poor us. This movie is a kind of torture!