1) For all the pop culture references these characters make, haven't they seen Scream?
2) At this rate Jennifer Love Hewitt will go through the entirety of the next sequel topless.
3) Not that I'm complaining ...
4) Yes, you heard me right, the NEXT sequel.
5) Tip to all the horror moviegoers: pick out the non-stereotypical characters. THESE are the ones that will live throughout the movie.
6) Why in the world did Long John Silver kill ... oh, I don't know ... the first ten or so people he offed?
7) The supposed huge plot twist was about as obvious as the fact that this movie is a poor, poor attempt to duplicate Scream.
8) How the HELL did Jennifer Love Hewitt and Brandy get into the supposed great college they are enrolled in? That is, when they're not skipping out to go to exotic tropical island locales.
9) Does everyone ever believe a character in a horror movie who warns them of danger?
10) How many times did Hewitt walk alone through an apartment/hotel room looking for someone she couldn't possibly have stopped if she had found them?
11) Did Mekhi Peiffer have one line where he didn't sound like he was thinking with his groin?
12) This movie will go toe to toe with Meet Joe Black for the top spot at the box office this weekend.
13) People who like this kind of movie make me seriously reconsider universal suffrage.
14) As many times as I correctly predicted what would happen half an hour before it did, I was looking for myself to be listed as director.
15) Then I remembered a three year old could have predicted the plot.
16) I'm damn glad I didn't pay to see this load of crap...
17) ... cause it is officially the single worst movie I've ever seen.
18) I spent more time writing this review than the screenwriter did writing the story.
19) I'll give it a 2 out of 10 ...
20) ... I'm being generous (if only Hewitt would shut the hell up and just get naked).
2) At this rate Jennifer Love Hewitt will go through the entirety of the next sequel topless.
3) Not that I'm complaining ...
4) Yes, you heard me right, the NEXT sequel.
5) Tip to all the horror moviegoers: pick out the non-stereotypical characters. THESE are the ones that will live throughout the movie.
6) Why in the world did Long John Silver kill ... oh, I don't know ... the first ten or so people he offed?
7) The supposed huge plot twist was about as obvious as the fact that this movie is a poor, poor attempt to duplicate Scream.
8) How the HELL did Jennifer Love Hewitt and Brandy get into the supposed great college they are enrolled in? That is, when they're not skipping out to go to exotic tropical island locales.
9) Does everyone ever believe a character in a horror movie who warns them of danger?
10) How many times did Hewitt walk alone through an apartment/hotel room looking for someone she couldn't possibly have stopped if she had found them?
11) Did Mekhi Peiffer have one line where he didn't sound like he was thinking with his groin?
12) This movie will go toe to toe with Meet Joe Black for the top spot at the box office this weekend.
13) People who like this kind of movie make me seriously reconsider universal suffrage.
14) As many times as I correctly predicted what would happen half an hour before it did, I was looking for myself to be listed as director.
15) Then I remembered a three year old could have predicted the plot.
16) I'm damn glad I didn't pay to see this load of crap...
17) ... cause it is officially the single worst movie I've ever seen.
18) I spent more time writing this review than the screenwriter did writing the story.
19) I'll give it a 2 out of 10 ...
20) ... I'm being generous (if only Hewitt would shut the hell up and just get naked).