Desert Heat (1999)
2/10
Van no longer the Man
10 August 2004
I've given this 2/10 but am currently struggling to decide why it was worth such high praise. The plot, such as it is, is thinner than paper and most of the script and 'acting' is of the lowest possible quality. Most disappointingly, the action quotient was also remarkably low.

However, there are some humourous moments, which saves this from being the worst film ever made. Given Channel 5's (UK tv station for any Americans reading) typical evening film output, it is no great surprise to find out this was a straight-to-video event.

Okay, so you need 10 lines for a comment. Hmm. You get to see Van Damme's butt, which may interest some of you. And the old guy out of The Karate Kid.
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