Okay I often watch barbarian films and try and empathise with the lead character. Primal, base and violent. However after watching this movie I found I couldn't even relate to the lead character.
Firstly the lead, Thor, is shot as a baby, yet survives. Okay he must be well hard, but why is this never referred to? Secondly he is accompanied by a camp "Birdman" who says he cannot follow Thor, yet is always there, especially when our "Hero" is about to have sex.
Oh yes, our "hero" he kills women, rapes them, steals, kills. And we are suppose to feel sorry for him when he is blinded?
Oh year and I thought maybe if the sword turned into the snake, the snake might transform into the sword, no that would be daft.
Another bad point is this film refused to end when we shouted "END!" at the TV.
THis film is tosh, but I will leave you with the line "In centuries to come it will be called horse", I mean... what is it called now?
2 out of Ten
Jake "The Jiggybeast" Roberts
Firstly the lead, Thor, is shot as a baby, yet survives. Okay he must be well hard, but why is this never referred to? Secondly he is accompanied by a camp "Birdman" who says he cannot follow Thor, yet is always there, especially when our "Hero" is about to have sex.
Oh yes, our "hero" he kills women, rapes them, steals, kills. And we are suppose to feel sorry for him when he is blinded?
Oh year and I thought maybe if the sword turned into the snake, the snake might transform into the sword, no that would be daft.
Another bad point is this film refused to end when we shouted "END!" at the TV.
THis film is tosh, but I will leave you with the line "In centuries to come it will be called horse", I mean... what is it called now?
2 out of Ten
Jake "The Jiggybeast" Roberts