Those involved in this film will suffer great tortures, for they have commited great sins against the Holy God of Cinema. They shall be placed in chambers beneath the earth, where they shall watch Truly Madly Deeply in slow motion for eternity, and that shall be their suffering. Thusly will they languish, and their pain is merited. Greatest of all shall be the suffering of those who, having seen the film, decided to inflict it upon a public, instead of burying it in the deepest vault imaginable - yea, deeper still than the stainless steel vaults that contain the writings of the great L.Ron Hubbard, author of the masterful Battlefield Earth. Anathema! Yea, they shall be undone.
Review of Gangster No. 1
