Pandaemonium (2000)
1/10
I shut off the movie at the point where...
7 July 2002
Warning: Spoilers
(minor spoiler)

where Wordsworth turns with gleeful villainy and spouts some sort of line like "I destroyed it because I DETEST it, and everything it stood for." And then he curls his moustache and ties Coleridge's small son to a railroad track... well

maybe I made up that last part...

The performers were quite good, but script was awful because the script I assume was written on a bet to try and mix a Scooby-Doo adventure with BBC melodrama. Because at the end our villain is unmasked, our hero is vindicated and Wordsworth might have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those darn hippies. CURSES, foiled again.

This film is an embarrassment to history, to screenwriting, and to literature. I gave this film a 1 because there is no zero.
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