Busty Cops (2004 Video)
Decent Porn, Some Attempt At Humor
7 August 2004
Warning: Spoilers
[mild spoilers ... so watch out!]

This is not bad late night cable fodder. It is actually not that easy to put together a porn movie with any notable running time that does not at some point because totally tedious. The fact this flick put some effort into the um story (we are talking movie here, so it is often helpful to have one) was appreciated. And, I also enjoyed the closing credits -- the outakes/interviews were amusing, especially if one realizes this is not Moliere here.

The plot of course is basically ridiculous, but at times it helps that the film winks at the audience. It involves three brave members of the "busty cops" division (who knew?) going undercover to investigate some suspicious deaths on site at an adult movie set. The bit where the crusty lieutenant determines if they are properly stupid (or so seems to be the idea) was a good touch.

They are ... as well as being properly slutty. Of the three, one is marginally not a total whore on appearance alone (see the movie site), the blonde interviewed at the end. Isn't it sometimes a good thing to have some women in these films that don't look like total sluts? You know, the "girl next door" look is sometimes pretty hot too. Also, implants aren't always totally great to look at in these sort of movies ... they sometimes are better if not so um emphasized.

The action is pretty good ... girl on girl basically. Some laugh at loud because it is so stupid dialogue. Good bit with a talking llama. A conclusion that is also amusing, again because it looks so fake. And, a nice final shot.

And, as noted, I think the stuff during the end credits was amusing. Of course, it would help if the brunnette could act a lick, but that's not quite why she is there, is it?
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