1/10
Fistful of crap
31 December 2004
As I had nothing better to do on 31st of December, in 12:00 PM, I decided to watch a film on television. I thought, well, nothing can be worse than sitting and watching empty wall, or just lying in bed. However, I was wrong. I never watched any of movies with this two girls, and I was not aware of this infinite horror. First two very young chicks catch a criminal and he ends up in prison, alright I said, Americans do a lot of movies with infant heroes. But clichés that followed were to terrible to suffer. Or incredible stupidity of two main characters. I mean when 14 year old kid in witness protection program asks another kid: "Why can't we tell everybody about that?"; she wanted to jeopardize her family and herself only to impress an ugly, stupid boy, who is supposed to be "cute". Terrible. End of course the trap for criminals, which didn't held off ordinary girl but just coloured her and stick feathers to her face. That is why I was sorry to give grade 1 to this film, I think this film earns a steady minus 7, positive numbers can't bear this shame. This film should also have a parental advisory ticket stick to it, and should not be "on air" before midnight, for it can destroy fragile young minds and turn them in shapeless masses of gray and white matter. And of course there is question how the director and actors could have borne such a shame of making and acting in this movie. A piece of s**t, that's what it is!
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