Review of Behind the Green Door

Two guys goes into a diner, where the owner wants to hear about this "Green Door", so one of them starts on about the sordid tale about how Gloria (Marilyn Chambers in her career making role) gets kidnapped and subsequently massaged and forced to perform in sex acts for high society clientèle, that culminates into a trapeze act with a slow-motion money shot. Marilyn has to be the most passive kidnapped person in the history of the world of cinema. The three things that killed this porno for me was the long stretches of almost complete silence, the lack of any real story, and the mime. I HATE mimes with all my heart.

My Porn Grade: D Babe of the Movie:This is Marilyn's movie all the way