I am racking my brain trying to remember a few other movies which have sucked as bad as this one. I have seen thousands of movies in my lifetime and generally speaking love horror movies and horror comedies and satirical movies of any type but this qualifies as none of those. This is a 20 minute movie that was stretched out into what seems like a four hour snooze-fest. It has absolutely nothing going for it. The acting stinks, the dialogue is tin-eared, the gore is next to non existent minus a phony looking disemboweling, the pacing is pure punishment, the soundtrack is dime store, the cinematography is poor, the 'twists' are transparent - I'll say one thing - it IS consistent. I managed to get through this stinker without turning it off only due to the fact that I was half asleep and left the remote by the TV. In the end, I had at least hoped to find out who was behind the mask and what the explanation was. Ha - the joke was on me... zilch payoff there. How bad is this movie? To take a couple of quasi-horror movie comparisons, I would say this is Hellraiser 6 (or whatever the hell lame ass Hellraiser they last released) meets Alien versus Predator bad. Except at least those 2 movies had more than 75 cents for the effects. Satan's Little Helper gets zero out of 10 for me - I want my 2 hours back!!!
Review of Satan's Little Helper
