3/10
This bullet doesn't have your name on it
30 April 2005
Johnathon Jackson stars as feminine schizophrenic hippie Alan Parker, who has to miss a John Lennon/ Yoko Ono concert (boo-friggan-who) to attend to his recently stroke-addled Mother. Chris Gaunthier plays Alan's friend ,Hector, as a third-rate Jack Black and is very annoying. But he's only in the first 20 minutes so I didn't mind as much. So anyway Alan starts hitchhiking back to his mom, meeting 'eccentric' and 'colorful' (read annoying) people, along the way. Remembering the past,having delusions, and wandering aimlessly. When you think it can't get any worse in comes one of the most horrid actors of my generation, David "Ready 2 Rumble" Arquette, and it takes a complete nosedive. I saw the non-USA network version, so it wasn't bleeped or censored. And you know what? It still pretty much blew. This from a man who has the complete Stephan King collection in his library. Oh and there's also a second Alan that pops up that just seems to state the obvious. Lastly, the soundtrack is THE SAME soundtrack of ANY movie set in the '60s.

My Grade: D

Eye Candy: Catherine Devine is a sheer beauty to behold as a nude model in the beginning of the film.
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