A mercenary (Or something) played by soap opera star Ron Moss helps his siliconed girlfriend (Donna Speir) and her equally titanic breasted partner (Hope Marie Carlton)take out drug dealers while having lots of sex and taking lots of hot bathes in this atrocious yet hilarious film that is so poorly made and makes so little sense that you have to cave in and accept it on it's own boneheaded level. The movie has the worst acting I've ever seen, and i'm counting my sister's theater version of Sound Of Music and along the way is filled with so much nudity and stupid violence that I give it two stars, However something that has me curious is if this nonsense is meant to funny or if it's really that bad? Whatever the case it doesn't matter, afterall this maybe the only movie ever, in which the hero forgets to even shoot the main bad guy, and then half way home turns around because of his glaring mistake. Don't even get me started on that snake. The quality is terrible but this is the perfect so bad it's good fare.
Matt Bronson 2/5
Matt Bronson 2/5