So my girlfriend gets this movie the other day and says that she's been waiting so long to see it. Like an idiot, I offer to watch it with her tonight. I am just sitting here speechless. I think I would've rather spent the last two hours having my left nut smashed with a hammer. At first, I tried to fall asleep but hearing that awful dialog keep jarring me awake. It was so bad I couldn't even fall asleep. Rotten rotten rotten. Worst movie I have EVER seen! Go ahead and watch it, if you're retarded! Love you honey. You're not retarded, however, if you watch it again I won't be so sure. I am now gonna go puke. There was not one shred of talent with ANY of the actors. Could the plot be any more elementary? My god, this was filmed by eighth graders on acid, wasn't it? Worthless, just worthless.
