I saw aquamarine thinking that it would be about a mermaid or something. Having low expectations usually works for me but not in this case. The plot is this; a girl finds a mermaid in her pool and the hilarity ensues. That's really about it. I think that taking a crap in your pool and watching it for an hour and a half might be funnier and is definitely more entertaining. So save your money or bring your ipod if you are for some unfortunate reason forced to see Aquamarine. If for some odd chance my last wish was to see a movie before a shooting squad killed me and the only thing that they had on beta tape was Aquamarine, I would ask them to shoot me in the eyes so that the last thing I saw was a super heated lead slug as apposed to that crappy movie. Notice I said crappy; bringing up my previous point that if you decide against seeing Aquamarine it would be a equal alternative to watch a turd float around in your pools on mini trade winds and currents. (Note: having corn the previous night makes it much funnier.)
Review of Aquamarine
