1/10
My god...What were they zhinking?
11 March 2006
Oh my god, this movie was horrible.. Possibly the worst I've ever seen. But at the same time, it was the greatest comedy ever.

If you consider the movie as a serious piece of some directors pie, it truly earns it's place at the bottom 100. Most of the time during this movie, a thought was knocking in the back of my head: "Were they seriously trying to make a movie?" I guess they were. The directing, acting, special effects.. mein gott! The acting is so bad, that it makes you squirm in your seat. Arnold is trying soo hard to remember his lines, that most of the time it shows on his face. I guess they just needed a big muscular dude to walk around NY and reading a few lines.

And the banjo... Ooooh the banjo.. My god make it stop! The banjo is played during all of the action scenes, and it's almost always the same tune. In the beginning it makes you laugh when you hear it, but when the movie is halfway through, you start to tear your hair out because of it.

But when not watched seriously, this movie is so hilarious, that I almost crapped my pants in many of the scenes. One of the first lines that Aahnuld says always gets me:

"Let me be ze judge of dat, I am tired of ze zame old facez, ze zame old zings!" - Dear Christ Jesus help me Lord that accent is damn thick. Sometimes you can't even totally understand what he's saying.

If you are to watch this movie, don't watch it seriously. I also recommend to watch it with friends, and maybe a couple of cold ones, and I'll bet that it'll crack you up.

For the crew's serious intentions to make a good movie, and utterly failing., I'll give this movie 1/10.

But, because the movie is so bad that it actually becomes good, I'll give this one 10/10.
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