I'm not sure why this film was made and I'm even less sure why I sat through this mess.
KISS goes to a theme park grand opening to give a concert and soon find themselves trying to defeat a mad scientist who for some reason has a lab at the theme park where he experiments at turning people into robots.KISS battles the madman using special powers that they have.
So much is bad about this film it almost isn't worth talking about.The acting is terrible.Not a single member of KISS can act a lick and Gene Simmons was even worse at it then than he is now ,if you can imagine that.The special effects are bad even for the 1970's when this dog was made.The writing is awful and delivered with the emotion that only those reading from cue cards can deliver. The plot is just plain silly.Even the songs are bland-none of the great sex soaked songs KISS are known for are in this movie.The whole movie feels like a bad Saturday morning cartoon show for kids who are about 9 years old.That age group certainly isn't KISS' fan base.Why make a movie for them? Who knows.
Now admittedly I'm not a hardcore KISS fan,just a casual one,but I can't imagine even hardcore fans thinking this mess is even mildly good.
This film is bad and not in the "it's so bad ,it's good" kind of way either.
KISS goes to a theme park grand opening to give a concert and soon find themselves trying to defeat a mad scientist who for some reason has a lab at the theme park where he experiments at turning people into robots.KISS battles the madman using special powers that they have.
So much is bad about this film it almost isn't worth talking about.The acting is terrible.Not a single member of KISS can act a lick and Gene Simmons was even worse at it then than he is now ,if you can imagine that.The special effects are bad even for the 1970's when this dog was made.The writing is awful and delivered with the emotion that only those reading from cue cards can deliver. The plot is just plain silly.Even the songs are bland-none of the great sex soaked songs KISS are known for are in this movie.The whole movie feels like a bad Saturday morning cartoon show for kids who are about 9 years old.That age group certainly isn't KISS' fan base.Why make a movie for them? Who knows.
Now admittedly I'm not a hardcore KISS fan,just a casual one,but I can't imagine even hardcore fans thinking this mess is even mildly good.
This film is bad and not in the "it's so bad ,it's good" kind of way either.