3/10
So that is what happened to all the metal milk jugs
10 October 2006
Mister... there is a giant black and yellow biohazard drum in your living room. Oh wait that is an elevator.

Don't look at the pointy rocks - if you do, some jazzed up version of the Lawrence Welk Orchestra indicates you have been possessed by aliens. Really - I am not kidding. And if you have to fight these aliens you can do it to the triplet-tum of a tenor drum. The music makes this movie loosely based on "The Gods Hate Kansas" absolutely a lesson in why sound tracts should match the movie. There was no connection at all. Add that to some time lapsed photography of my grandmothers fluorescent kitchen lights, abundant use of every tried and true sci-fi sound effect, and winning dialogue like "and I also happen to be in love with you!" and this movie belongs in the running for your underground cheese collection you can't admit that you watch - much less own.
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