Stunningly bad. Not one laugh -- zero, zilch. I understand that, when you get this far down the "sequel" string, they're not any good, but this sets a new record. I understand that corporations want money above all else but how could National Lampoon have allowed their name to be put onto this? If you had a drunk, a mentally challenged toddler, and a feral dog riffing without a script, I guarantee that the lines they improvised would be funnier than this flick. How come green crusaders aren't wailing about how big a waste of celluloid this is? Why didn't Homeland Security protect us from this? As tediously unhumorous as my spiel here is, this film is even less funny! Maureen Flannigan is as cute as ever but even her sweet puss delivering those lines was torturous. The only way to take this would be with the sound off but, as Maureen's not in most of it, you'd have to also edit away all the rest. One of my neighbors had her brother murdered by a lunatic. I would have preferred that happen to me rather than suffer through this movie!
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