SPOILER ALERT! I can't even rate this schlock. Quite possibly the worst film I think I've ever seen. If Lindsay Lohan's antics this week don't spell personal and professional suicide, then this film certainly will. The plot is laughable (the audience actually laughed during the "suspenseful" parts); the dialogue lame; and the acting wooden. Imagine "The Parent Trap" with blood, gore and mutilation! Here's the spoiler: The piano teacher did it, a fact which becomes apparent about 10 minutes after he walks out of camera shot. I cannot actually believe that Lohan read this script and thought this would be a good career move for her. Bonus: we get to see her smoke, drink, curse, pole dance and have simulated sexual intercourse (it's rated R). In short, this film is an insult to the movie-going public, and I hope the studio has to eat all costs associated with it. There is one positive thing I have to say: this would be a great midnight audience participation flick. There's so much potential there!!
Review of I Know Who Killed Me
