It gets a 3 for cinematography.
That's it.
What is wrong with you people? This movie features some of the worst and most contrived writing I've ever witnessed. One of the biggest mistakes screenwriters are making in this generation is to include incredibly dating plot items, such as reality TV shows, vegans, etc. And I'm vegetarian, just to add perspective.
Any representative of any race involved should be offended, not to mention any representative of any once important punk rock icon who's become a caricature of themselves? Henry Rollins, you should be ashamed. Feast was a horror classic, including well executed plot lines and death scenes, as opposed to this clichéd POS, which demonstrates that you'll do anything for a paycheck at this juncture.
House of the Dead still stands as my Worst Movie Ever, but this is a close second. The directing was somewhat respectable, and my compliments end there. As a matter of fact, I'm changing my rating from a 3 to a 2. Please please PLEASE do not make a third part, as was left open in the end of this travesty. Please.
There's further analysis I could provide but this steaming pile of garbage doesn't deserve it. Don't waste your time.
That's it.
What is wrong with you people? This movie features some of the worst and most contrived writing I've ever witnessed. One of the biggest mistakes screenwriters are making in this generation is to include incredibly dating plot items, such as reality TV shows, vegans, etc. And I'm vegetarian, just to add perspective.
Any representative of any race involved should be offended, not to mention any representative of any once important punk rock icon who's become a caricature of themselves? Henry Rollins, you should be ashamed. Feast was a horror classic, including well executed plot lines and death scenes, as opposed to this clichéd POS, which demonstrates that you'll do anything for a paycheck at this juncture.
House of the Dead still stands as my Worst Movie Ever, but this is a close second. The directing was somewhat respectable, and my compliments end there. As a matter of fact, I'm changing my rating from a 3 to a 2. Please please PLEASE do not make a third part, as was left open in the end of this travesty. Please.
There's further analysis I could provide but this steaming pile of garbage doesn't deserve it. Don't waste your time.