Due to the manner in which premium cable works, I tried to watch this stinker over and over during the course of a weekend. It is without any doubt one of the worst films that I have ever subjected myself to watching. Calling it incoherent is a compliment. I like horses, I've ridden horses, this movie makes even the horse look bad. By the way, what are the odds of any modern woman going horseback riding in a slinky gown? What are the odds of staying awake while this stinker is on your bedroom TV? I'd say that both are one in whatever the current global population. I am in full agreement with the reviewer who compared it to a stick in the eye. I'd compare it to a stick in the eye and root canal without Novocaine.
