I'm so glad this movie only cost a buck.
I wasn't expecting much from Casper Van Dien; but with some direction and rehearsals he might have pulled it through.
But there isn't any direction here, and no screenplay to direct. The film concentrates on Dean's love affair with an Italian singer. Everything else disappears into schlocky TV schtick. None of the characters act like the actual people we know them to have been. And how can you make a film about a great actor and avoid scenes where he acts? Dull dull dull. Total rip-off. Gee, I wish I could get that dollar back....
I wasn't expecting much from Casper Van Dien; but with some direction and rehearsals he might have pulled it through.
But there isn't any direction here, and no screenplay to direct. The film concentrates on Dean's love affair with an Italian singer. Everything else disappears into schlocky TV schtick. None of the characters act like the actual people we know them to have been. And how can you make a film about a great actor and avoid scenes where he acts? Dull dull dull. Total rip-off. Gee, I wish I could get that dollar back....