Review of Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls

I have never commented on a movie before. This one is so bad that the only way I could live with myself is to try and warn others. Sure there are different tastes in movies and people may think different. But you do not have to try poop on a bun to know it is not right and awful. After watching this movie terrorism does not seem so bad. I have seen XX rated movies with much better direction then what was attempted in this 1 hour 33 minute 10 second movie. Time actually went slower watching this movie then when I am on the tread mill at the health club. This movie can actually cause a tumor. This made "Doctor T and the Women" seem like a 4 star movie. This movie MUST have been filmed in only 3 hours. There was so much walking in the grass I thought I was watching PBS. There was boobs shown in the movie and I did not even care, boobs!