The loving of the title takes place early on in this stinker and is a huge let down. Jenna Jameson, playing a cannibal with the ability to, ahem, raise the dead, reanimates Belladonna and treats her with a mild tongue bath. She may have raised the dead, but she didn't do much for me. Actually, Belladonna is far better in this. Why she isn't the biggest name in porn is beyond me, she'll do anything and is ridiculously pose able. You'll see that in the best scene of the film where she contorts for head. And that brings me to the worst part of the film, the best scene features some fugly guy in pigtails watching while pleasing himself. Throughout the film he either does that or rides around on a tricycle ringing a bell. I'm sure that he is supposed to represent the child side of Jenna's personality desperately trying to escape as this is, after all, a high minded film. All in all, with guys doing Colonel Klink impressions, a speculum inspection by scarface, and that random "twilight zone" guy, this is best left in the bizarre end of the wasted opportunities category.
Review of Bella Loves Jenna
