The Cottage (2008)
6/10
The Cottage (2008)
9 May 2009
It is hard to put the plot down in words because there's not really a storyline but rather a story unfolding yet i will try my best.

There are two brothers, David & Peter (played by Any Serkis & Reece Shearsmith). One day they kidnap Tracey (played by Jennifer Ellison) & take her to a selected country house where they commit ransom. But everything goes wrong so they, along with stupid fat man make another attempt to get money. Again it goes wrong. Deadly, even.

So the storyline seems to unfold itself. Also the storyline is unoriginal. Nothing good. AND the movie is kinda uneven. The first half contains a serious action/thriller plot & is played out as a black comedy. I liked that. Then, in the second half, it still keeps the dark humor but goes in slasher mode-UK style. I just think that the second half with the killer didn't really fit the film. The killer didn't really fit the film. The killer was boring & clichéd & obviously a bit too much inspired by Leatherface & Jason Voorheese. The same goes with this flick. The Cottage (2008) was obviously inspired by the horror classics from the 70's early 80's. But again, that didn't fit the film.

Don't get me wrong, the movie was really funny & made me laugh. Yet.........uneven. Anyway if i can look past the story, the villain, THE FACT IT'S clichéd & a plot hole we got a good movie. Of course, the direction, score & acting while not bad, didn't help the movie improve much, the film manages to keep the satire in both halves of this slasher. Another thing, the movie does have a tense scene & has lots of moments. AND, Paul Andrew Williams did both write & direct so that's a bonus point.

More points are that the script is funny but contains swear words in almost every line. & the movies characters like to say "fucking" a lot. Speaking of characters, the main 3 or 4 characters are really likable. One more thing, the movie trys to have a unsettling setting by constructing a dark light upon the film. Instead, it just makes the flick seem dull like other UK/England movies.

As for gore, there is a lot of gore in the second half & a lot of vicious violence. But some of the violence & death scenes are off screen. Shame.

All in all, 3 out of 5 stars.

An uneven UK slasher which for some reason is really likable & entertaining. I really enjoyed it.
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