This movie will make you beg for doomsday to come quickly. I highly recommend this movie if:
A- There are no bridges nearby
B- You actually like having typewriter messages in the form of "San Diego, California, 17 hours to Doomsday" popping up every 2 frames, making sure you're aware that this is, in fact a doomsday movie and that you have enough time to go do something else.
C- You're fond of music scores composed by a rabid monkey on crack with the volume set on max. But then again this might disappoint you.
D- You get shivers down your spine when actors deliver a poignant porn movie like performance (minus the porn)
E- Youlove it when an actress cast as a paramedic repeats her "I don't believe in God because people die everyday. Good people." just in case you didn't get it the first 5 times.
F- You truly believe that the more an old ladylooks like she's having a constant aneurysm and whispers her lines so that you have to crank the volume up to 50 to make any sense of what she just mumbled, the bigger her chances of going to heaven are.
G- You're Mel Gibson.
Otherwise, it's a really good movie, and you should just take my word for it.
A- There are no bridges nearby
B- You actually like having typewriter messages in the form of "San Diego, California, 17 hours to Doomsday" popping up every 2 frames, making sure you're aware that this is, in fact a doomsday movie and that you have enough time to go do something else.
C- You're fond of music scores composed by a rabid monkey on crack with the volume set on max. But then again this might disappoint you.
D- You get shivers down your spine when actors deliver a poignant porn movie like performance (minus the porn)
E- Youlove it when an actress cast as a paramedic repeats her "I don't believe in God because people die everyday. Good people." just in case you didn't get it the first 5 times.
F- You truly believe that the more an old ladylooks like she's having a constant aneurysm and whispers her lines so that you have to crank the volume up to 50 to make any sense of what she just mumbled, the bigger her chances of going to heaven are.
G- You're Mel Gibson.
Otherwise, it's a really good movie, and you should just take my word for it.