2/10
those Germans sure do love their bizarre sexual fetishes
14 July 2009
Warning: Spoilers
The first vignette sees three girls, Lorna, Marianne, and Petra,while on a class field trip, betting that Petra can't get it on with the male teacher (if she wins she gets ice cream of all things). It's a dumb little segment, but entertaining enough. I give it a C+

The next revolves around Margit attempting to seduce her grandfather. It was attempting to be shocking, but merely came off as gross and cringe-inducing. I give it a F-

The third tells of young lovers Gabi and Peter who don't know how to satisfy each other, so they go to respective older more experienced people to teach them. She to a family friend and him to his Aunt (again the ugly incest angle) segment is more explicit then the previous two as it show both lovers masturbating alone. I give it a D-

Eva is trying to seduce her teacher (who's also a priest) in the fourth vignette. The fifth revolves around Urchi and Inge skipping biology class to practice biology with two Italian plumbers it's also the only one that tries comedy (albiet really badly). Steffi falls for a married man and gets gang-raped in the disjointed, tawdry sixth tale. Finally a bookend vignette has virgin Ruth being peer pressured into sleeping with the town stud with a surprising twist. All the aforementioned segments were neither good enough to praise nor bad enough to damn. I'll give them all a C

My overall Grade: D (not even worth the time I spent to write this review)

Eye Candy: Puppa Armbruster, Cleo Kretschmer, Ulrike Butz, Sonja Jeannine, Marina Blümel, Maria Raber, Ingrid Steeger, Marisa Feldy, Christine Von Stratowa, and three other unknown actresses, all get totally nude; Monika Hagen goes full frontal
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