What has the world been waiting for? I'm not sure but is it possibly a teen comedy starring Corey Haim and Corey Feldman about a holiday resort run by an ex-actor who used to star in old pirate movies? Well, no.
The one good thing about this film is that it proves that absolutely anyone can write the script for a movie. So if you have dreams of writing screenplays for films despite not possessing an ounce of originality, inspiration, talent, humour, intelligence or the ability to write sentences on a page in the format top-to-bottom left-to-right, then this movie could well be an inspiration to you. The screenwriters here have cleverly managed to get away with writing a comedy without actually having to go to the trouble of coming up with any funny bits. It's a quite brilliant and time-saving idea. They were probably, as a result, able to knock off the script for this in perhaps an afternoon. So for anybody reading this that thinks that they are completely talentless don't worry you can follow the lead that these subversive screenwriters have taken, i.e. don't actually bother to write a script at all, but instead ensure that you have a couple of washed-up actors on board who share the same first name; by taking this route you will ensure that you have an audience irrespective of the drivel you have produced.
Corey Haim and Corey Feldman both contribute heroically appalling performances. It really is quite difficult deciding who is the most irritating. So in the spirit of fairness, I shall call it a draw. No actually it's Corey Feldman.
There's no need in giving out the synopsis for this movie. If you haven't seen this already then trust me, it's not worth knowing up-front; if you have seen it, then I'm sure you'll agree that it's not worth being reminded of it and in any case I wouldn't want to bring back any painful repressed memories.
Honestly, you could do worse than watch this movie but bear in mind that I am including activities such as smashing your face hard with a claw hammer or setting fire to your trousers.
The one good thing about this film is that it proves that absolutely anyone can write the script for a movie. So if you have dreams of writing screenplays for films despite not possessing an ounce of originality, inspiration, talent, humour, intelligence or the ability to write sentences on a page in the format top-to-bottom left-to-right, then this movie could well be an inspiration to you. The screenwriters here have cleverly managed to get away with writing a comedy without actually having to go to the trouble of coming up with any funny bits. It's a quite brilliant and time-saving idea. They were probably, as a result, able to knock off the script for this in perhaps an afternoon. So for anybody reading this that thinks that they are completely talentless don't worry you can follow the lead that these subversive screenwriters have taken, i.e. don't actually bother to write a script at all, but instead ensure that you have a couple of washed-up actors on board who share the same first name; by taking this route you will ensure that you have an audience irrespective of the drivel you have produced.
Corey Haim and Corey Feldman both contribute heroically appalling performances. It really is quite difficult deciding who is the most irritating. So in the spirit of fairness, I shall call it a draw. No actually it's Corey Feldman.
There's no need in giving out the synopsis for this movie. If you haven't seen this already then trust me, it's not worth knowing up-front; if you have seen it, then I'm sure you'll agree that it's not worth being reminded of it and in any case I wouldn't want to bring back any painful repressed memories.
Honestly, you could do worse than watch this movie but bear in mind that I am including activities such as smashing your face hard with a claw hammer or setting fire to your trousers.