Review of Blue

Blue (I) (2009)
1/10
More like Ewwwww!
2 December 2009
Warning: Spoilers
Poo-poo! Yuck. Suck. Agh! I can't even begin to tell you how bad this film was. Completely horrible. Tried to copy the Dhoom movies and Race but failed horribly. The story does not take off until well after 1 full hour and by that time if I was watching it in theatres I would have left a long time along (and requested my money back), the editing was very poor(it looked all senselessly chopped together) and the acting was woeful. It was almost like they were shooting ads for different kinds of products (like look at what the ducati can do, Ducati 999 buy one today! Or Lara's line of bikinis, get yours today etc. etc.) Anthony D'Souza needs to apologise to everybody who saw this film.

I have finally figured out what the problem with Lara Dutta is, she is too comfortable in fluffy roles, she does not even try to challenge herself nor does she want to. And as for Kylie Minogue, I can't even begin to tell you how shocked I was to see her like that. I cannot talk too much about her because I know she just went through breast cancer treatment and only God knows what she is going through personally. I just did not expect to see her face all pulled back and botoxed up like Nicole Kidman. Do they think because they live far away down under we wouldn't notice the surgery and injections? The less said about her trying to dance like Beyonce(from her video of 'Upgrade you'), the better.

That aside, this movie was so shockingly lackluster, the only good thing about it was the song compositions by AR Rahman and the exotic locales of The Bahamas and Bangkok. Katrina Kaif, should have said no to her cameo(the minute she showed up I figured the stupid plot) but of course she thought the film was going to be a hit that's why she couldn't help herself.
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