7/10
'it was Tuesday'.......
10 January 2010
Warning: Spoilers
I really don't know what the big deal is about this film. of course it's going to be criticised, it's a movie version of a video game where you beat people up, with Van Damme and Kylie Minogue!! What do people want? Guile and his army are stationed in Shadaloo, which is trying to be ruled by the evil Colnol Bison (he wears red). there are some sub-plots involving other characters from the video game, which explains why they all come together on the fortress at the end for the big showdown.

yes, the film is poorly written and directed, with some of the worst one-liners i have heard. No, the acting isn't very good, and at times the whole thing looks cheap. The makers and stars knew this was going to get a bashing from the critics, so they camp it up a lot.

it's fun, and the main thing is that it entertains from beginning to end, even if you do forget it straight after seeing it.

it's a good ninety minutes of brain rot, when you just want to forget about everything else.

Yoy know you like it really.
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