Look, there's not much point going to see this if you don't have an appetite for goofy, amateurish efforts. But if you do, this is really well done within its limitations. The actors deliver the silliness with conviction and surprising competence. It's got some very surprising moments of anarchic creativity that had my wife and I speculating whether they were done for the fun of it or in response to logistical challenges. The actual pornographic stuff is shielded, so it's not much more hard core than skinimax. The orally-fixated mermaid is played by Teri Hall, a very attractive woman who appeared in a number of major mainstream porn movies. It's also a pretty good spoof of "Jaws". It's kind of a fun way to waste a little time.