Paranormal Entity (2009 Video)
1/10
The terror of off screen demons or ghosts or ......really boring stuff.
13 March 2010
Warning: Spoilers
I read about this piece of crap in a thread for Paranormal Activity. PA is not the best horror movie ever but it had a few creepy moments that I enjoyed. Most of the people who reviewed or posted about Entity claimed it was creepier and cooler than PA with better acting. Those people were all obviously involved with Entity. Like a film watching novice I got suckered in and watched entity for free online.

For your own sake don't make the same mistake I did friends! Nothing ever happens in this lame boring pile of dung. Pardon me, nothing happens on screen. Nothing beats the excitement of having a really bad actor describe something that may or may not have been "paranormal" that happened off screen and then describe it again.....in the same scene!!? No one involved here is very good, but the mom is really weak in the acting dept. and she has the most lines in the movie! I wasn't expecting much from a no budget rip off of a low budget movie but my expectations were far too high.

There are no good effects, no tension, no scares, the script makes no sense. It even contradicts itself several times for no reason. This is by no means a positive comment but the best thing about this POS is the sister has a decent rack. I only mention her boobs because they are a big part of the "terrifying" conclusion.

If the mention of boobs in any way makes someone reading this interested in watching PE, DON'T!!!!!!! There are millions of pages and clips of free boobs on the net. Check those out instead. The mind you save may be your own.
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