Review of Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever

Wow, I don't really know what to say about this one...It's beyond awful, nearly unwatchable...yet I did bust out laughing at a few scenes....Mainly where the main characters friend consoles a sad classmate who then in turn gives him oral pleasure, then spits out his "happy ending".........while he still sits on the toilet smiling...I kept screaming BLUMPKIN at the screen, but evidently that was out of line even for a piece of trash like this. Then of course later where the same character rips a fingernail off???? Then super glues it back on???? WTF was that? Then later on he pulls his pants down and squirts a giant wad of pus out of his....you know... The gore I don't mind, its funny and pointless as in most gory flicks, but this movie was ridiculous..from the token hot guy banging the fat chick in the pool, to the oddly angry janitor who pisses in the punch, then bleeds into it. Then without ten minutes to spare the movie, it just kind of ends...and there is no real ending, just a bunch of random animation crap with no firm conclusion, which scared me in the sense that it left open the door for yet another sequel and if someone actually put this crap out, the chance of another one is not that far fethced! The only redeeming factor of this debacle is the holdover from the original, Guisseppe Andrews playing the character of Winston who loves to party, and chase "beaver" around. The fact that the top billing went to Rider Strong of "Boy meets world" fame was a misnomer.....He was unrecognizable and was hit by a bus within two minutes of the movie starting, good for him! A favorite of mine Judah Freilander of 30 Rock fame was really wasted in this movie, and I hope he was nicely compensated for subjecting himself to this....In closing, there are some funny comments, but they don't save this turkey