Star Knight (1985)
2/10
How dare you watch this movie when I am indisposed
11 August 2010
Warning: Spoilers
This is a bad bad bad movie. The script really sux. The acting is sub par even from Harvey Keitel.

The movie tries to be funny with this green knight who is a blatant rip-off of the knight guarding the bridge in the Holy Grail. I kept expecting him to get all his limbs cut off, but all he does is go take a pee.

The story could have made for a fair movie, but the acting stunk so bad you wouldn't be able to hold your breath long enough. Especially bad acting from the princess. Peeu Another running gag in the movie is that every time the princess is kidnapped or disappears the king tells the whole village to dye their cloths black, but when she's found they are all ordered to dye their cloths bright colours. This happens two or three times and I guess the producers thought it was funny, but it was so poorly executed that I didn't even smile at it.

This is definitely a good movie to skip if you see it. Run the opposite direction as fast as you can.
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