This wasn't a "B" movie, it was more like a "X, Y or Z" movie. This was 2 hours of my life I can never be able to get back. The monster it self looked good, but I was amazed that it could be shot hundreds of times and never bleed. Did it have bullet proof skin??? Another thing was its size, in one scene it would look to be 20-30 foot long and in the next scene it would look like it was 60-80 foot long. Then there's the actors.....The reporter looked more like she should have been working a corner instead of being on camera. I had to laugh at the camera mans tattoos....at the beginning of the movie they were pitch black, but by the end of the movie they were barely visible. The final scene I had to laugh at...the hero, is in the middle of the water on top of a rock when they blow up the monster, it's only a few feet away from him when it blows, so he gets covered in blood. He would have to had to go through the water to get out and back on land, but the next scene he's standing at a pavilion completely covered in blood, smiling as he puts his arm around his girl and walks away, like the blood is not even there. Any normal person would have washed it off....HELLO! I realize this was suppose to be campy (or at least I hope it was) but it was bad....cheesy bad, but that's just my opinion.
Review of Sharktopus
