1/10
Tired of Hollywood Making Retarded Movies
7 January 2011
Warning: Spoilers
If you enjoy unauthentic accents, looking at hair plugs, listening to B movie dialogue and if you agree with the delusional and paranoid religious fanatics of this time period that the innocent women they hanged and burned were INDEED witches and possessed by the devil then you'll love this movie.

It also included a couple of ripped ideas: Keira Knightley also rode in a caged wagon in the King Arthur movie while Clive Owen rode on horseback beside her during their journey.

Filming the forest and mountain scenes were just like ALL the scenes in Lord of the Rings. It was confusing because I wasn't sure if the director was taking us to a castle in the middle of nowhere to save the witch-demon-devil or if we were taking her to Middle Earth to drop her in the fires of Mordor ...but only if Gollum didn't catch up with them first.

PS: one of the character's name in this movie was Debelzaq. My sister whispered in my ear during the movie that When the other characters said his name it sounded like "Ball Sack". So every time I heard "Ball Sack" I giggled. (this was the only comic relief in the whole movie)

Another PS: There was actually one more comedic relief in the movie I almost failed to mention, when the devil or demon or whatever the hell it was finally showed itself at the end, his face was all scary-like and nasty and gruesome ...and then he spoke... and sounded like a very soft-spoken and refined Rupert Everett. Gotta love it.
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