Total CRAP! Waste of Talent, Waste of Money, Waste of Time.
(Spoiler) Any time a minor character tells another minor character in the beginning of the movie that the Major character is "Gorgeous" and we've already seen him as a possibly charming but homely lug, we are in BIG trouble.
The makeup man is the director and it's terrible makeup.
Poor Tracy Scoggins, normally a beautiful woman, looks like a retired hooker with that shaved eyebrow blue streak eye shadow stretching back to her temples.
Tony Todd is just not equipped to rescue this celluloid miscarriage.
Nuthin' but offensive Pimpaganda.
Pheeww! Somebody open a window!
(Spoiler) Any time a minor character tells another minor character in the beginning of the movie that the Major character is "Gorgeous" and we've already seen him as a possibly charming but homely lug, we are in BIG trouble.
The makeup man is the director and it's terrible makeup.
Poor Tracy Scoggins, normally a beautiful woman, looks like a retired hooker with that shaved eyebrow blue streak eye shadow stretching back to her temples.
Tony Todd is just not equipped to rescue this celluloid miscarriage.
Nuthin' but offensive Pimpaganda.
Pheeww! Somebody open a window!