A bunch of lovely teenage schoolgirls work at a secret brothel where they have sex with high paying older men. After the girls are arrested for prostitution, several of the ladies reveal at the court trail how they wound up working at said brothel: Helga gets guys to do her homework in exchange for sex, a horny married ice cream parlor vendor promises three lasses free ice cream for a year if they all do just what you think with him, enticing hitchhiker Monika (delicious brunette Sonja Jeannine) lures men to a remote barn so she can rob them of their money, brainy virgin Karla (sweet'n'petite honey Deborah Ralls) convinces her father's business partner to deflower her, an uptight Prussian teacher encounters rowdy Bavarian students in his classroom, and smitten student Gaby (delectable slender blonde Marianne Dupont) pretends to be her mother so she can make love to a teacher she has a crush on. Naturally, director Ernst Hofbauer and writer Gunther Heller deliver plenty of tasty female nudity, steamy soft-core sex, dialogue loaded with hilariously raunchy double entendres, and an admittedly crude, yet still amusing sense of brash'n'bawdy humor (the segment about the ice cream vendor in particular is an absolute hoot!). Best of all, the gals are all smokin' hot all natural beauties who aren't the least bit bashful about baring their fine bodies with pleasing frequency. Moreover, this film is so cheerfully silly and good-natured that it's never offensive or distasteful. Gert Wilden's groovy swingin' score hits the right-on funky kitschy spot as well. Nice dirty fun.
Review of Teenage Playmates
