So I saw "Bear" last night. It was a horrifying experience on every level. For starters, just to get you in the picture, I wasn't looking for a good movie, I wasn't even looking for a decent movie, I was looking for cheap and fast entertainment. After spending several minutes at my local video-renting store, browsing trough the "almost new arrivals" section I found "Bear".
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Now, the movie starts off and we are introduced to the main protagonists. They are all riding in a car and pleasuring each other orally. Then suddenly, their car gets a spin and woho, they all end up in the ditch. Normally this wouldn't be a problem but their tiers brake down and they can't get up. For now...
While their planning how to get out of this super-forestlike-ditch a bear suddenly appears. Our heroes gets scared and one of them pulls a gun and starts to shoot the poor animal. Well, they are safe. For now...
After a while a new bear appears. This bears motivation for killing everyone of our heroes is revenge for his fallen friend, the "first bear". (INTENSE DRAMA)
So the plot goes on and at the end everything resolves for the best. Well, not really for the best. One of the girls survives. This is possible since she politely asks the bear for it's forgiveness. The bear roars and the walks away. And she has learned the lesson. "Never shoot a bear in a forest if your lost and the bear has a friend."
This movie gets 1/10. The acting is a cruel gesture at all what acting stands for. I recommend it though if you feel that you've lost your sense of good-taste.
CONTAINS Spoilers--------------------------
Now, the movie starts off and we are introduced to the main protagonists. They are all riding in a car and pleasuring each other orally. Then suddenly, their car gets a spin and woho, they all end up in the ditch. Normally this wouldn't be a problem but their tiers brake down and they can't get up. For now...
While their planning how to get out of this super-forestlike-ditch a bear suddenly appears. Our heroes gets scared and one of them pulls a gun and starts to shoot the poor animal. Well, they are safe. For now...
After a while a new bear appears. This bears motivation for killing everyone of our heroes is revenge for his fallen friend, the "first bear". (INTENSE DRAMA)
So the plot goes on and at the end everything resolves for the best. Well, not really for the best. One of the girls survives. This is possible since she politely asks the bear for it's forgiveness. The bear roars and the walks away. And she has learned the lesson. "Never shoot a bear in a forest if your lost and the bear has a friend."
This movie gets 1/10. The acting is a cruel gesture at all what acting stands for. I recommend it though if you feel that you've lost your sense of good-taste.