Hop makes you want to stab yourself in the leg. Hop is a stupid and idiotic movie with hardly any laughs. You got jelly bean pooping Easter bunnies, horrible dialogue, and weak characters with a touch of cuteness. What we have here is a Christmas movie disguised as the first ever Easter themed movie. The film starts with the Easter Bunny giving his son E.B. a tour of the Easter factory with chicks as elves and the Easter Bunny as Santa Claus. Twenty Years later, E.B. runs away from Easter Island to California because he wants to be a drummer and not the Easter Bunny. He later gets hit by an out of work slacker named Fred O'Hare. As Fred struggles with the world's worst house guest, both learn how to grow up and the must save Easter from a power-mad chick named Carlos. The CGI is hilarious. Do they give Razzles to animation. The CGI is so bad because when the CGI is mixed with the live action, it seams so fake. Here's a film that gives cuteness a bad name. The creators must found it under their fingernails and mistake it as a bright idea. Although I must give points to the film because it's better than Alvin but that's way far from recommendation I decided not to. All of this means that Hop is not suitable for people under seven. Let me close with this warning. Young men, if your friend likes this crap, tell him or her that they are IDIOTS!!! Young women, if your date also likes this crap, BREAK UP WITH HIM!!!
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