Review of BloodRayne: The Third Reich

This movie is just awful. The acting is so bad it's almost comical. It took me a while to figure out what a Mexican doctor was doing there (Clint Howard as the mad doctor) until I realised that the accent he was trying to pull off was probably supposed to German. Total fail. Rayne's costume was also way out of period. The movie lacked structure, flow and storyline. As much as I love vampire movies, this one was not worth the rental fee and was 30mins of my life I'll never get back (turned it off - just couldn't sit through it, that's how bad it was). To save this movie, they should have added more sex scenes and marketed it as a soft porn movie to rival the likes of 'Pirates XXX'. It probably then would have fared well and gotten much different reviews. But as a movie to sit and eat popcorn to, it just plain sucked.