Review of Ed McBain's 87th Precinct: Lightning

This is a complete travesty to fans of Ed McBain's 87th Precinct novels. As a run-of-the-mill cop show it's okay I guess but by 1995 McBain had been writing about the 87th for 39 years and a nucleus established in 1956 with Cop Killer, was subtly embellished over the years until readers were as familiar with the cops, crooks, informers, of Isola as they were with their own neighborhoods. One gasps in awe at stupid and ridiculous errors - for example Bert Kling (who represents the WASP, in the ethnic mix that make up the 87th) is clearly described by McBain as BLONDE yet here we are introduced to a dark-haired Kling; by the time Lightning hit the stands Carella and Teddy had been married for a quarter of a century and were the parents of teen-age twins, yet here they meet for the first time. Given these essential mistakes only a non-McBain reader could possibly enjoy this movie - and that's before I add my voice to the two others here who have already remarked on Randy Quaid's TOTAL miscasting as Steve Carella. I'm not sure who this is aimed at but it sure ain't me.