The River (2012)
1/10
You'll get seasick
17 February 2012
Unwatchable!

The assumed 'fixed' cameras they allegedly put every couple of yards have a downgraded picture quality, so that you 'know' it's one of those fixed ones.

The other 2 cameras are hand-cameras apparently held by people with Parkinson's disease, with any stabilizer switched off, so that it looks more like 'authentic' documentary footage, but it just makes you seasick.

Also the stuff the Spanish speaking girl utters is very badly translated.

Switched it off after 20 minutes.

Avoid at any costs!
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