Review of Pina

So this is the future of dance? Then I won't dance. I'm kidding, but this dance choreographer takes her art above and beyond the avant- garde, maybe.I especially like the one dancer with the leaf blower. Very imaginative, but also very weird. The two guys spitting water on each other was strange. I almost wanted to walk out of the theater on that one. Even crazier was the ten to fifteen guys feeling up and touching up one woman (who had her clothes on). A good thing the police weren't there to arrest them. I really cracked up on the one dance where the guy kept on body slamming the woman into the floor. Is this dance plus MMA? The 3 D visual effects weren't so hot. As a matter of fact, they really didn't exist. Maybe this choreographer (Pina) got tired of doing the Cha-Cha or something.