Austin plays some guy who has a beef with Dany Trejo and his biker gang.
Truth is, his wife and child were killed, and obviously Machete is too blame.
So Austin spends the majority of the movie looking serious and doing his best lumbering 'Crow' impression, wreaking vengeance and looking mean.....
The only wrestlers who have ever made any impact on the big screen are the Rock, and maybe Cena. Austin has made one watchable movie, which was the Condemened, and now he is comfortable with direct to Blu Ray trash and The Expendables.
This poor effort is by far his worst movie, and bored the living daylights out of me.
I knew the film wasn't going to be groundbreaking, but this was something else. If like me you were bought up on eighties action, you may make the same mistake as me and give this a go.
Please don't, it really doesn't do anything or go anywhere.
Truth is, his wife and child were killed, and obviously Machete is too blame.
So Austin spends the majority of the movie looking serious and doing his best lumbering 'Crow' impression, wreaking vengeance and looking mean.....
The only wrestlers who have ever made any impact on the big screen are the Rock, and maybe Cena. Austin has made one watchable movie, which was the Condemened, and now he is comfortable with direct to Blu Ray trash and The Expendables.
This poor effort is by far his worst movie, and bored the living daylights out of me.
I knew the film wasn't going to be groundbreaking, but this was something else. If like me you were bought up on eighties action, you may make the same mistake as me and give this a go.
Please don't, it really doesn't do anything or go anywhere.