First, I watched this movie expecting a rapping dog and Mexican mice. I was deeply disappointed to find that those were in that other animated Titanic movie.
This movie has taught me several things.
First and foremost, I wish to be committed to an asylum.
Secondly, skipping through half of the movie was still too painful to watch.
Third, a squirrel like krakan was responsible for the sinking of the Titanic by launching an iceberg, which was found on the bottom of the ocean, at the boat.
Fourth, my brain cell count has been reduced, significantly I might add.
Fifth, I can connect electrical currents through my facial hair, be electrocuted, and then survive minutes later.
Sixth, I have made it my personal mission to annihilate anyone mentioned in these credits, which are incredibly slow.
Seventh, animals can talk to humans.
Eighth, a grown man can be knocked down a hallway and into a laundry room by a soccerball the size of a pea.
Ninth, this movie doesn't deserve the space it takes up on my hard drive.
Tenth, the historical accuracy is spot on.
This movie has taught me several things.
First and foremost, I wish to be committed to an asylum.
Secondly, skipping through half of the movie was still too painful to watch.
Third, a squirrel like krakan was responsible for the sinking of the Titanic by launching an iceberg, which was found on the bottom of the ocean, at the boat.
Fourth, my brain cell count has been reduced, significantly I might add.
Fifth, I can connect electrical currents through my facial hair, be electrocuted, and then survive minutes later.
Sixth, I have made it my personal mission to annihilate anyone mentioned in these credits, which are incredibly slow.
Seventh, animals can talk to humans.
Eighth, a grown man can be knocked down a hallway and into a laundry room by a soccerball the size of a pea.
Ninth, this movie doesn't deserve the space it takes up on my hard drive.
Tenth, the historical accuracy is spot on.