2-Headed Shark Attack (2012 Video)
3/10
Big tits shark attack
22 July 2012
With a title like this coming from The Asylum productions you know that you are in big problems. You know that it will be a turkey and it will have cheap and bad CGI effects. But still somehow you want to see those flicks for some reason unexplainable.

The acting is terrible, Carmen Electra is casted not for her acting abilities but just for showing off her body. She does it in one bathing scene but sadly for the Kleenex boys this time she leaves her clothes on. The other main lead is Brooke Hogan (Kate), just watch her mouth and you know who her dad is, ex WWE wrestler Hulk Hogan. She do perform a bit but is also cast for her 2-headed....I won't go into the acting of the others because it's not worth mentioning.

The flick itself is full of mistakes. Once on the beach they are looking at a motorboat race but then they are almost close to shore next shot they are miles away. Even so for the shark, then he's huge and then he has a normal size. He can't go into shallow water because he's to big but when some are just up to their knees in the water he still can swim in it and attack.

There's no gore to see because once the victims are bitten by the shark it's all CGI, even the persons. When they are being bitten above water it's a rubber shark with bad teeth others than the CGI shark.

But be honest, this is only watchable for guys. All girls do walk around in bikini's and are big-busted babes. And of course the gratuitous nudity is in tact when two girls go skinny-dipping.

Too watch with a beer and chips and invite your male friends, you will have a big time but to watch it as a serious flick...naah.

Gore 0/5 Nudity 1/5 Effects 1/5 Story 2/5 Comedy 0/5
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