Review of Total Recall

Total Recall (I) (2012)
1/10
Shockingly Bad
25 August 2012
Should I say it? Total Recrap. I just had to say it. And poor Kate Beckinsale, she really needs a meal. Oh, but about the film.

Mind numbingly boring. Dull. Senseless action scenes with practically no storyline, no depth and poor acting. I mean, really lousy acting. Colin Farrell didn't seem comfortable with any of the women. With his side glances and body turned away from them.

They took a little Blade Runner, a little Bourne and a minute amount of Total Recall, mixed it together, added no plot, nothing meaningful at all, dull dialog, crappy sets and threw it in the can. And isn't everyone tired of people getting the crap beat out of them only to recover instantly and look remarkable and go on with the next scene? Please!

No more remakes for me. This finally put the nail in the coffin for me. Just terrible.
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